atrojasper

So fucking true: http://xkcd.com/557/

This will be continually updated: http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v472/atrojasper/Logan/

Logan Elliot Hupy was born Sunday November 9th at 6:54 PM PST. He's 6lbs 5oz, and 19 3/4 inches long =)

The fact that http://xkcd.com/441/ came out today is mildly disconcerting, and yet totally appropriate.

So it's a boy.

This makes me moderately unhappy, but it's easily outweighed by the fact that I got to spend about an hour today taking pictures of my future son =)

In the name of all things holy, there is a Ben Linus in my room right now.

Well, okay, it's one guy named Ben, and one guy named Linus, but STILL.

I have a degree.

Now could I please stop having the dream where I miss an exam?

So.

I'm going to be a father.

"Islam is so easy, so cut-and-dried, it's like the microwaveable dinner of religion."

I need a stabbing knife so badly.

Breakups suck more than a cheap whore in Tijuana.

Oh wait, I used that one already.

(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)

× I miss somebody right now.	✓ I don't watch much TV these days.  (I download shows and watch them on the computer)	✓ I own lots of books.  (They're all in storage, though =()
× I wear glasses or contact lenses.  (I might need them soon.)	✓ I love to play video games.	× I've tried marijuana.  (Ew. No.)
✓ I've watched porn movies.	× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.	✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
✓ I curse sometimes.  (Duh)	✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.	× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.  (Only about bout half the time.)

( it goes on... )

Long-distance relationships suck more than a cheap whore in Tijuana.

it's so beautiful here, she says
this moment now
and this moment now
and I never thought I would find her here;
flannel and satin
my four walls transformed.
but she's looking at me, straight to center
no room at all for any other thought
and I know I don't want this
oh I swear I don't want this
there's a reason not to want this
but I forgot

in the terminal she sleeps on my shoulder
hair falling forward
mouth all askew
fluorescent announcements beat their wings overhead:
passengers missing
we're looking for you
and she dreams through the noise, her weight against me
face pressed into the corduroy grooves
maybe it means nothing
maybe it means nothing
maybe it means nothing
but I'm afraid to move

and the words, they're everything and nothing
I want to search for her in the offhand remarks
who are you
taking coffee, no sugar?
who are you
echoing street signs?
who are you
the stranger in the shell of a lover
dark curtains drawn by the passage of time

oh words like rain how sweet the sound
well anyway, she says
I'll see you around

Dear Jennifer,

Let's agree on one thing. Calling a guy and telling him his girlfriend is pregnant by him is about the stupidest thing a person can do. Luckily, when it's absolutely impossible that it's true, at least he's not gonna worry. Unfortunately for you it also means he knows you're lying as well as being stupid. So how about we call it even when I never talk to you again. Okay?

Love,

Brian

I drive past my old High School every day. Every day, I saw the School Zone sign posted at 25 miles per hour. Or at least I was sure it was, until a cop pulled me over yesterday. Once he did, the sign changed to 20. I would not have been going 35 in a 20 if I had known it was 20. So why didn't I know? How could I have driven past the same sign every day for 4 months, and seen it as 5 miles per hour higher?

So today I was House.

Pictures to come.

So I finally got around to it, and here's an accounting of the happenings during my week in Mexico. Forgive the first entry, I was kinda going for a wierd angle that killed itself after the first day. Most of these were written fairly recently after the day was over so as to be fresh.

(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)

× I miss somebody right now.	✓ I don't watch much TV these days.  (Not really a change for me, though.)	✓ I own lots of books.  (Parents wouldn't let me buy books as a kid, thought it was a waste. What do you think was the first thing I did as a free man?)
× I wear glasses or contact lenses.  (And I'm the only one in the family who doesn't. Including my twin.)	✓ I love to play video games.  (Duh?)	× I've tried marijuana.  (Duh?)
✓ I've watched porn movies.  (Duh?)	× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.	✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
✓ I curse sometimes.	✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.  (And over the year before that, too. In fact, I'm pretty much in constant flux.)	× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.  (I would need a real knife for that. Otherwise it doesn't work.)

( it goes on... )


Also, I'll post Mexico a little later today. Gotta sort through pics still.

I'm in Mexico.

I start scuba lessons tomorrow.

More details when I return (internet costs me [well, Dad] money).

Rest In Peace,
Geckomeister
06/2003 - 06/06/2006

You left behind a very lonely shoulder.